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Disaster Demotivational Poster


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a p***!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


MEME FIGHT -


TAGS: xzibit yo dawg disaster girl
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Bah

motifake - October 23, 2009, 11:42 am

Most people utterly fail on their first motifake. Nice job. You should register to start your collection and lock in your name
Bah - October 23, 2009, 11:33 am
Props to Cubby for the inspiration. It may have been done before him, but his was the first I saw.


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




194 Minutes -


TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




HOW IT FEELS - to chew 5 gum.


TAGS: 911 5gum disasterous
Rating: 2.98/5

More motifakes by Desolate1

pzykosiz - August 18, 2010, 12:27 am
i kinda feel bad for laughing at this now.
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:21 am
Too soon? Yes. In bad taste? Yes. Funny anyway? Absolutely.
rerun - March 30, 2010, 7:51 pm

Gearry, maybe you should learn that WTFO no longer lives here
Gearry - March 30, 2010, 2:18 pm
wtfo, maybe the worst terror attack in history on american ground. It's not by far the worst terror attack in history! maybe you should try and learn to see that there is a whole world outside America. ;)
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:30 am
OH f*** I forgot - give all motifakes that have a confederate flag in them 1 lion too. They offend African Americans and remind them of slavery. And while we're at it, let's take everything down that might offend SOMEONE and then lets see what is left ...
Chopperliscious - November 28, 2009, 1:24 am
Um. Okay - lets also give 1 lion to any motifakes with swastika's in them because they remind ME of the genocide of millions and millions. If 911 humor, by parochial decree, isn't funny, then neither are swastika's. Hail to the chief.
lulz - September 22, 2009, 2:20 pm
we should kill his family, take a picture of them dead and make a motivational poster making fun of them
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 6:30 pm
No, temp. 3000+ murdered by 19 muslim terrorists. 3000+ families losing loved ones. This trash posted on Sept 11. Nothing offensive about this right? Idiot. Let's not forget, politics is now off the table cause it upsets people but this is okay apparently
temp - September 19, 2009, 10:44 pm
To site visitors AND regulars: if you're offended by this, you're in the wrong place.
Name - September 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
I'm not an a**hole, so don't bite my head off, but people make jokes with the nuke explosion in the BG all the time, how is this any different?
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Everyone.... really? Taking bait like this? Should've 1L d it, and let it die. Now I have to view this repeatedly in the comments? Really?
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 12:42 am
I laughed. It's funny.
mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 12:39 am
ive seen alot worse then this (worse meaning more f***ed up) 9/11 related ph**ochops. im a new yorker and i can take 9/11 jokes but this one just sucks who uses gum jokes? seriously
Desolate1 - September 15, 2009, 12:23 am
You've never seen those 5 Gum commercials, Captain Flesh Arrow? Youtube it, dude. I'm sure it's on there.
ThePirate - September 15, 2009, 12:14 am
first of all, "to chew five gum". what is that? that is the english of a 4 yr old or a retard. you come off as an igorant, retarded f***. Glad you were bored. Perhaps a tsunami or holocaust joke would make you feel better. You absolute Piece of ****. GTFO
MrRandom - September 15, 2009, 12:00 am
At least have some respect for the dead you ignorant little f***. Even if you weren't affected thousands were, along with a good portion of the world.
Desolate1 - September 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Wow. It's sad how none of you can take a simple joke. 9/11 didn't affect me in any way, so why should I care? I bet a lot of you weren't personally affected, neither. And besides, I was bored. ;)
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:09 pm
oh and to Desolate1, WHAT THE F*** WERE YOU THINKING IN MAKING THIS!! I really hope that you are not an american, for if you are, get the f*** out of america right now a** wipe
zoid2442 - September 14, 2009, 8:08 pm
omnia, you are obviously the reincarnation of hitler, because it seems that you are so heartless, that you dont care about death at all. Thousands of people lost beloved family members during this, and its not something that can be easily forgotten.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:20 pm
Omnia, 3000 innocent people were murdered. If you have no respect for that, then you are a low-life POS that deserves to be a***ly ra**d in hell with pineapples.
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:07 pm
What an arsehole.
omnia - September 14, 2009, 10:28 am
seriously guys/girls!! WE f***ING GET IT! 9/11 was a bad experience for you. but to still cry and weep about it. get a life crybabies.
mrbombastic - September 13, 2009, 10:31 pm
This is f***ed up.
Chron139 - September 13, 2009, 9:02 pm
You miserable piece of ****; i hope you or someone you love gets blown up. Then i hope someone makes a poster out of it for the world to laugh at.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 8:15 pm
Not to mention this POS posted this on or near the 8th anniversary of the worst terror attack in history.
Treehodger - September 13, 2009, 7:52 pm
I just want to know how, at this time, this has 3/5? And how these makers let it pass? Is there a way to SPAM this?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:05 pm
You are a low-life and so is anyone who enjoys this piece of trash.
Rick - September 13, 2009, 7:04 pm
I don't care what you were trying to do be it funny or hurtful but you just disgust me. 9/11 should not be used for something like this
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 6:58 pm
Sick, tasteless, crass, crude and brilliantly executed.
agdaniele - September 13, 2009, 5:56 pm
If it was intelligent, it might've been offensive... or funny.


SOMETIMES YOU FEEL LIKE A NUT - Sometimes you feel like destroying half the coastline.


TAGS: godzilla mounds candy crazy disaster
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by gibsonairguitar

MPsniper - June 18, 2011, 6:26 pm
i KNEW that wasnt a tsunami
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 6:24 pm
lol, but now that jingle is 5tuck in my head
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 5:58 pm

nice re-work dude....good first effort.


CAT VS LOBSTERS - A fight so epic it will end in disaster and all you can do is blame yourself


TAGS: cat vs lobsters animals disaster fight
Rating: 2.27/5

More motifakes by SerpentMaster

SerpentMaster - April 10, 2010, 9:16 am
Thank you for correcting
pieman - April 10, 2010, 3:53 am
I realize that I am the last person to correct anyone BUT... they are crawfish.


Space Shuttle All Blowed Up -


TAGS: nasa challenger disaster o rings smithereens
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by vindicator

vindicator - August 21, 2014, 1:01 am
I been telling that joke for many years. I figure the statute of limitations on doing anything more than that has expired. The "Nothing Is Sacred" gag order too.
GaryO - August 10, 2014, 9:03 am
Heh heh


HOME - IT'S A FIXER-UPPER




EFFECTIVENESS - You are What you do When it counts


TAGS: rescue heroes disaster helicopters floods
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:42 pm
That looks like a packman game upgrade


ICELAND - Proves God has a great sense of humour.


TAGS: irony disaster you got to laugh
Rating: 4.08/5

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Derek - April 15, 2010, 5:53 pm
- and doesn't want us to fly!


THE JOKER - He has a twin sister




DIY -


TAGS: professional disaster
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bolverk3778 - February 15, 2014, 3:27 pm
Now you look at the result, turn and look at the wife, and dare her to comment, as you say "There you go what do you think?"
demon001 - February 15, 2014, 1:44 pm
Pros are bonded, you're not!


The GOLF-course -


TAGS: golf fashion disaster
Rating: 4.86/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 23, 2013, 11:41 am
A chance for white men to dress like Filipinos.
maoworks2 - May 22, 2013, 3:44 pm
My Pants .


Famous Last Words -




TRAGEDY -


TAGS: sadness catastrophe disaster emotional scars
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:11 pm
Hated Scrappy Doo.
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:42 am
The donger need food! And sleep.
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:40 am
No, that was the other robot. My avatar did the kicking. lol
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
I'm sorry... didf your avatar robot just take a groin sh**>?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:37 am
it wouldn't be child friendly. not that it mattered in those days
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:35 am
As a matter of fact, why doesn't that shark just eat those guys?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:34 am
Do we explain jabber jaw next?
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:26 am
Ruh roh. Someone is thinking too much. ;)
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:25 am
too many dooby snacks
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:23 am
I just don't understand why the other dogs spoke more clearly, and had no trouble with R's.
ICEMAN - August 16, 2010, 1:21 am
Geez Bart, it was a frakkin' cartoon dog. What do you expect? The Queen's English?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
bong resin
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 1:18 am
why could he talk in the first place?
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:17 am
Scooby-Dee and Scooby-Dumb, that was the bumpkins name. Here's a question. How come Scooby-Doo was the only one with a speech impediment?
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
i'd bang dee
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:11 am
I agree with the whole Scrappy-Doo thing, but what really sucked were all those spin-offs and shorts with Scooby's cousins. like the bumpkin one..
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:03 am
****. you
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 1:02 am
kiiiiilllll yyyoyyuuuw
Bartimaeus - August 16, 2010, 1:01 am
You don't like Scrappy-Doo? But he has PU-PU-PU-PUPPY-POWERRRR! lol jk 5/5
agdaniele - August 16, 2010, 12:59 am
That's why you are at 9 posters and a 3.93 average while my top 10 are 5/5 and my overall 541 posters are average 3.96
TheWolf - August 14, 2010, 8:07 pm
i would have said mj


VOLCANOES - Nature's way of saying "You should've taken a cruise, instead."




A NEW DAY -


TAGS: disaster morning
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Greeny - December 19, 2012, 9:48 pm
amsome!
JesusWept - December 19, 2012, 9:28 pm
;)
rerun - December 19, 2012, 8:49 pm

This one will be enlarged & printed out.


Fukushima Daiichi nuclear disaster -


TAGS: meltdown atomic disaster tsunami
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by demon001

GaryO - November 24, 2013, 2:06 am
Note to self; keep finger outta that socket. I’m gonna need a nurse. (Don’t listen to this, Thor)
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 1:29 am

Thunder and light in'? Naaaah. It was a dead short...
GaryO - November 24, 2013, 1:18 am
Naw, I’m good. Thunder and lightnin’ don’t have time issues. But hey, if it’s too bright for ya, you can go ahead and clap off.
lgvernon - November 24, 2013, 12:28 am

I see you know perzackly what I'm talking about. You need an egg timer with that sandwich?
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 11:03 pm
Hmmm, let’s see, do you have any pastrami or corned beef, aaand…perhaps rye? I’ll be in the TV room while you finish up. Wait, where’s the remote? Well now.…how in heck did it fall in there?.....shahloikt…got anything for sticky b***ons?
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 10:44 pm

Hmmm~~Aurora Borealis~~that spontaneous light show...disappears unexpectedly much to the chagrin of others...changes color...usually cold...Did I leave anything out???
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 10:18 pm
‘firefly’?? Man, I wish I had their stamina. Wait, you might be alluding to some type of diminutive suffix in relation to voluminous depth and circumference. Some wimin wouldn’t recognize the aurora borealis if it landed on their face (standing by)
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:52 pm

Not at all,. Gary~~I just thought I saw a teenie, tiny firefly out there in the distance. Thought it might be you...
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:22 pm
Well it ain’t the bottom half…sheeesh, elderly wimin, always lookin’ for a bargain.
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 9:17 pm

Which half?
GaryO - November 23, 2013, 9:11 pm
Wunna yer best, demon. This one should make several lists…ending in the hall of fame. But then, I’m half lit…but only half.
lgvernon - November 23, 2013, 2:57 pm

EPIC!! 5L and fav'd~


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: red b***on disaster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

falloutghoul - November 12, 2013, 1:13 pm
You mean THIS red b***on?


Ports -


TAGS: ports disasters stupid ideas
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 25, 2013, 11:00 pm
So, you're saying Ronald Reagan and Ollie North were lying about those Nicaraguan "roll-on, roll off" cargo ships?


Hadron Collider -




SOUVENIERS -


TAGS: bp oil spill disaster
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - August 2, 2010, 10:37 pm
You're making some great posters RL. Well done.
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 9:55 pm
True dat... Zip-Lock bags don't biodegrade!


Chaos! Panic! Disaster! -




IGNORANCE -


TAGS: assignment calendar ignorance burka natural disaster religion
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

forseti - September 27, 2010, 9:33 am
interesting point, culos...
culos - September 27, 2010, 9:04 am
Did anyone of you ever consider that the Burka might be a blessing if you're b***-ugly?
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 9:01 am
See In These Parts, They Don't Conform Because Of Fear Of death, They Do It Because they Were Brainwashed.. this is what i feel is so great about this, it can be seen just as you want to see it... it shows others your own ignorance.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:55 pm

I agree 100%, I would rather "conform" to a standard I don't agree with than die a horrible death, t least there is a hope for beter things to come.
tellitlikeitis - September 26, 2010, 8:51 pm
Ignorance on their part maybe, but it definately beats being stoned to death by not abiding by the rules. No disrespect, but sometimes, it's just easier to "give in" and pretend then show the real true self "as a strong intelligent woman".
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:21 pm

while she respected the wished of the husband (whom she walked behind) she was embracing the freedom of the society in which she now lives.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:20 pm

may very well be true. I know that when I see a woman dressed like this in the US, I wonder about the mindset. Last time I saw something like this here was about a week ago. Woman had head dress on, long black dress (?) and h** pink leggings. I knew that
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Though far from natural. National may have been a better word. Or cultural even.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 8:13 pm
I took it to mean the ignorance suffered by these women and the effect their treatment has on their society. Their ignorance is the natural disaster.
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:10 pm

I would say in that part of the world it is probably taught, however in this case the ignorance probably refers to western world view of these women.
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 8:07 pm
It poses the question, is ignorance a natural occurance or a taught one
rerun - September 26, 2010, 8:04 pm

@ tell....great observation.
tellitlikeitis - September 26, 2010, 8:00 pm
The way I see it, is that people can't see how really beautiful these women are being covered up, it's a natural disaster.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2010, 6:15 pm

i don't get it either. good title/caption but the pic alienates to many of us.
mikieelmo - September 26, 2010, 3:35 pm
ok cool
Hawamleh - September 26, 2010, 3:09 pm
you know man the whole burka religion bull**** = ignorance.. its pretty easy man..
mikieelmo - September 26, 2010, 3:04 pm
i don't get it


TITANIC II - Will we see another disaster-movie in 50 years time?




FUK U SHIMA -




It's just beginning -


TAGS: eagles sorrowful envionmental disasters
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - March 10, 2017, 10:16 am
Excellent, UP yours


Floating -


TAGS: titanic movie flying floating disaster accident iceberg sinking
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - December 16, 2016, 11:06 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - December 16, 2016, 8:27 am
Nice, UP yours


Worries -




Natural Disasters -


TAGS: natural disasters husband wife choice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - February 8, 2015, 8:36 am
Nah, I'm laughin' right along with ya'!!!
MissPriss - February 7, 2015, 10:32 pm
It is wrong of me to take pleasure in your pain? Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - February 7, 2015, 2:07 am
Laughing so hard it hurrrrts!!! The first 1 was a learning experience. The 2nd one will be 21 years in a couple of months and sometimes, I SWEAR it makes Katrina, Rita, and several of those newsworthy CA. earthquakes look like Mardi Gras!!!! 5L!!!


sometimes... -




ITINERARY -


TAGS: travel itinerary disaster plan poster
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:21 pm
Took me a solid few minutes to get what I'm looking at & re-orient myself... Blue text on blue background isn't the best of decisions but the text itself makes up for it.


FIREWOOD -


TAGS: earthquake disaster aftershock nepal death
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by premiumgrade

premiumgrade - April 27, 2015, 10:32 am
Thank you mizzdizz. When I ran across the picture I thought Craigslist, free firewood...Thanks again.
mizzdizz - April 26, 2015, 11:45 am
ROTFL!!!! Recycling? LUV this!!! Thanks for starting my day out with a really good laugh!!! 5 ROTFL lions!


Armaggedon -




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